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AsymetricCom··on A Letter I Will Probably Send To The FDA on 23andMe
What kind of doctor would write such an irresponsible letter? Oh...

But the alternative is banning all information that anyone could possibly use to evaluate their own health.

stopped reading there.

AsymetricCom··on End the N.S.A. Dragnet, Now
The thing about the NSA dragnet is that if the NSA wasn't doing it, then corporations would (are) doing it. You can't stop technology from moving forward. Someone is going to be sniffing your packets now until the end of time.
AsymetricCom··on My deadly disease was just a 23andme bug
Seems like there's a lot of pointless and distracting comments on this story. Thanks for your contribution.
AsymetricCom··on My deadly disease was just a 23andme bug
>So one guy got some bad indicators that proved to be nothing, who cares?

>Quick, stop doing CT scans!!!???

Are you really this stupid? I think you're pretending to be stupid.

Yes, bad diagnosis is kind of a big deal. Yes, new, unlicensed, untested medical devices are kind of a big deal. Thanks for your completely unrelated, probably fictional, personal anecdotes though. I'm sure someone was swayed by your emotionally charged, whatever story about something whatever, but I'm surprised, because one time I got a rental car and it told me it was out of gas but it was wrong, I went to another dealership and there was gas! Quick, stop filling up cars at the pump!

Who upvotes this shit? Seems like there is a conspiracy to prevent legitimate and intelligent conversation around any medical issue by stupid, distracting comments and pointless bickering about issues that aren't even remotely related to the OP.

AsymetricCom··on Hell: A Haskell Shell
Otherwise the syntax would live up to the shell's name.
AsymetricCom··on Apple’s iOS7 Native JavaScript Bridge
If you're reading this and picking up new information (besides strongloop's Titanium pitch) you're really in the dark about what's going on.
AsymetricCom··on Winamp shutting down on December 20th, 2013
Also this: http://mlipod.sourceforge.net/
AsymetricCom··on Microsoft In Talks To Buy Shoutcast And Winamp From AOL
Depends on who you ask.
AsymetricCom··on Outlook.com DNS records disappeared
My guess is they changed DNS so they could keep the service up while cutting off an attacker's route.
AsymetricCom··on Outlook.com DNS records disappeared
aka "works fine from my machine"
AsymetricCom··on Mathematica on Raspberry Pi for free
I'd run an ARM emulator on top of a x86 stack, but the R-Pi is not just an ARM machine..
AsymetricCom··on PostgreSQL: Don't use CHAR or VARCHAR
the standard is people are trained on standards
AsymetricCom··on High Frequency Dating
I love the thinly veiled threats from other startup hustlers in the comments. Yeah Rob, you might suffer from some difficulty for deflating our bubble a bit... these people are pathetic excuses for humans, maybe we can replace startup founders with a simple Perl script that uses a simple genetic algorithm to find the best combination of cloud technologies that get investors to part with their money at the highest ratio.
AsymetricCom··on The truth about fracking? An oilfield engineer seeks to reassure you
I guess the engineer is saying we should address coconut trees because of falling coconuts, but the physical and geological effects of fracking don't matter because they're below the ground.

Considering the logical breadth and wiseness of the statement, I think the logical conclusion is to grant this engineer his own fleet of fracking equipment and a company to run it. Because then he'd make money and money is more money than no money. Everyone likes money but nobody likes a coconut to the head.

Drill on!

AsymetricCom··on PostgreSQL: Don't use CHAR or VARCHAR
>the right tradeoff to prevent malicious action may not be the same across all interfaces

right, but it is the same at the same place, the database, so that's where you should put that constraint. There's not a lot of conceptual load here.

Put limits on the database so your database doesn't get knocked over. No, don't put limits in your client so your database doesn't get knocked over, put the limits for the database in the database.

I don't see where the gap is here. Sounds like premature optimization to me. Yes it does matter that Postgre abstracts the standard SQL datatypes away in the backend, no it doesn't matter what the performance impact of that is. Why? because unless you're committed to this database backend, trying to make it run faster is a waste of effort. Lets Postgre do that for you.

Do your job as a programmer and setup your database/schema right using the standardized standards at the standard level, then let the database do its job and setup the actual bits how it thinks is best.

AsymetricCom··on Blame Rich, Overeducated Elites as Our Society Frays
It's really simple.

Most people pay a lot more taxes because they don't have entire tax firms to leverage against their yearly tax return. Most people make a lot less money than politicians. Politicians often say that we need to pay for our public services in taxes. Politicians are often to take advantage of the social services of a society without contributing back with taxes, and people see that as taking advantage of the good will of people. Then when such people run for public office, people are disinterested to vote for someone who demonstrates no care for the social system that allowed them to employ workers and build a business.

This isn't a question of what people should do to garner public support. That's a red herring. Asking such a question is pointless. It's pretty much saying "well if I fed a poor person while I was ripping off hard working everyday people, would you vote for me then?"

Well.. no most people wouldn't, but it does tell us a lot about you when you ask that question.

AsymetricCom··on Winamp shutting down on December 20th, 2013
I think what "went wrong" can be summed up in a sentence. The player was never built to be a publishing platform or had any other monetization angle built into it.

As soon as it started getting features that would support this, the technical audience saw it coming a mile away and never adopted the required usage patterns needed to leverage such a monetization strategy. And not just because they wanted to avoid paying for music, but because the service model is just a pain in the ass compared to the self-service model.

"It could have been Pandora" ignores the fact that Pandora basically sucks and people just tolerate it. People want to be in control of their software despite what the business fucks running "IT" think now, conceptualizing a "service" where none is needed, trying to pull infinite profit from such trivial functions such as routing packets correctly or parsing compressed audio and routing it through hardware to a speaker without pointless and pathetic DRM algorithms trying to detect time-skewed copyright audio.. sigh. by setting the bar so low that people think that shitfuck-suck software is what you have to put up with unless you have "long term support" or other wedges into your conceptual/computational sovereignty to do something as simple as publish a document and expect it to be readable on another computer in 10 years, a problem that was solved 200 years ago is now the cutting edge of business technology and development, fueling well known multinationals such as Apple, Microsoft and Amazon.

Computing never was meant to be a platform for economic revolution, it just abstracts away paper work. You still have the exact same problems as with the internet as without it. I won't say the internet bubble is over until the world is actually simpler with computers instead of way, way more complicated and outright retarded in many aspects.

NO, WINAMP DIDN'T FAIL, in contrary, economic motivations failed to make Winamp suck, failed to steal a public resource and public work. Failed to co-opt the direction and passion of artists. AOL failed to capitalize on selfless engineering that actually solved a problem the correct way, it failed to corrupt the best solution with advertising indicators and economic feedback loops built into a market, shoehorned into an audio player. It failed to take us back instead of forward, like technology is supposed to.

I think the clearest indicator that WINAMP is a success, is the fact that XMMS exists, the fact that people use version 2.x without AOL's "support", 10+ years since release. It's a simple idea: a media player that supports plugins via a standardized API. (a real standard, not a "living standard" business-oxymoron) People still use it, for business and personal usage, and it doesn't tax them to do it, any more than a screwdriver taxes you, but not like the way a "service" taxes you.

AsymetricCom··on Winamp shutting down on December 20th, 2013
The nice thing about old, simple software is that the attack vectors are often known publicly and are easy to work around. In the instance of Winamp, older versions of 2.x have a buffer overflow exploit in the playlist parsing. So.. don't load playlists from untrusted sources, something most people never do anyway.
AsymetricCom··on Isowall: Mini-firewall that completely isolates a device from the local network
This should be enforced at the switch level.
AsymetricCom··on Why You Should Never Use MongoDB
LMFAO at startups using hot new technology so they can throw back the technical debt back in their willfully ignorant investors' laps. Then the business suits come back thinking "yeah we want a feature that makes us as useful and powerful as IMDB, that site looks so dated, we'll steal their market easy. Yeah just add actors. Piece of cake right? Shouldn't take you more than a day." Hahahahhaha.
AsymetricCom··on Amazon Code Ninjas
Can someone explain this thread to me? What exactly do you think programmers do? Yes.. algorithms are important.
AsymetricCom··on Amazon to Begin Sunday Deliveries, With Post Office's Help
I'll just pretend I don't know about the dozens of times pensions were withdrawn by big corporations because they can. Just Google "pensions gone" or similar queries, if you're really that clueless.
AsymetricCom··on Amazon Code Ninjas
No, they want people who go in silently, fix something and leave the same way. Thus, Ninja.
AsymetricCom··on Linux ate my RAM
ITT tech startups learn about Lunix.
AsymetricCom··on Ask HN: To everybody who uses MapReduce: what problems do you solve?
It was a pretty easy problem, parsing logs for performance statistics. But moving the data is the easy part and that's why I was incredulous of the OP's statement.

I'm starting to wonder if this is really "Hacker News" or if it's "we want free advice and comments from engineers on our startups so lets start a forum with technical articles"

AsymetricCom··on Ask HN: To everybody who uses MapReduce: what problems do you solve?
See what I mean?
AsymetricCom··on Andreessen Horowitz Sells a Third of its Facebook Shares
What a ridiculous supposition. The truth is we can't read anything into this except that is a very significant percentage of his FB holdings.
AsymetricCom··on Ask HN: To everybody who uses MapReduce: what problems do you solve?
> Moving Big Data around is hard.

I never had any issues with Hadoop. Took about 2 days for me to familiarize myself with it and adhoc a script to do the staging and setup the local functions processing the data.

I really would like to understand what you consider "hard" about Hadoop or managing a cluster. It's pretty straight forward idea, architecture is dead simple, requiring no specialized hardware at any level. Anyone who is familiar with linux CLI and running a dyanamic website should be able to grok it easily, imho.

Then again, I come from the /. crowd, so YC isn't really my kind of people, generally.

AsymetricCom··on [dead]
Because this is the only thing the US produces any more, so it's major part of the GDP... Pretty simple.
AsymetricCom··on From a Model S owner in Tennessee
That would suggest some kind of long term, expensive development and testing slog with investors footing the bill. This letter suggests Telsa is nothing but success and investors get a piece of the pie.
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