"The entire codebase was stored in a database, only accessible via a client Mark maintained, with no version control nor lock controls meaning if we both had a file open we could overwrite one another's files and undo work. There was no pre-production environment. Meaning changes were supposedly deployed untested or made straight on production. I was told I could not touch the backend, although they were working on getting access to this via Mark. Although it was taking time because Mark was more busy with his Bitcoin cafe. They said that despite all this, it was still a decent place to work because there was literally no pressure to perform. "

Just wow.