IBM Watson can now read your personality traits from a 100-word email

So i ran Watson's output through Watson:

You are confident, generous and helpful.

You are assertive: you tend to speak up and take charge of situations, and you are comfortable leading groups. You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. And you are calm under pressure: you handle unexpected events calmly and effectively.

Experiences that give a sense of well-being hold some appeal to you.

You are relatively unconcerned with taking pleasure in life: you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment. You consider achieving success to guide a large part of what you do: you seek out opportunities to improve yourself and demonstrate that you are a capable person."

Hmm....

Got my wife down to a tee from an extract of an academic paper she just finished (Tis pot o mousomantis)

"the the the ... the the"

You are analytical, rational and can be perceived as insensitive.

You are adventurous: you are eager to experience new things. You are calm under pressure: you handle unexpected events calmly and effectively. And you are self-controlled: you have control over your desires, which are not particularly intense... etc

My native language is Spanish and I speak a little English, mostly for work. I ran samples for both languages and suprisingly I got a very similar analysis!