Pliny the Elder on Dolphins (77 CE)
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Goes to show that nothing under the sun is new, not even Buzzfeed.
In fact, given the limitations on travel and communications at the time, it was rarely practical to confirm the stories communicated by people (sailors, for example) who had reported phenomena. Even things which are correct in his account were as difficult to verify as the untrue ones.
In the age of instantaneous communication, Buzzfeed authors can verify most things relatively simply, they just choose not to.
> "For this reason it is that they all recognize in a most surprising manner the name of Simo and prefer to be called by that rather than by any other"
Although, to be honest, I have an urge to go to a zoo and call a dolphin Simo now.
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With a catchy appearance and some artistic license, this might be an avenue to get people to read ancient texts. Now, there need be no lying, the magazine could plainly state that what is presented was written thousands of years ago.
I personally would like to get a magazine in the mail that contains excerpts of Plato, Socrates, and Marcus Aurelius, etc. For good measure, throw in some modern commentary as the op ed section.
Does this make any sense?
"Velocissimum omnium animalium, non solum marinorum, est delphinus, ocior volucre, acrior telo, ac nisi multum infra rostrum os illi foret medio paene in ventre, nullus piscium celeritatem eius evaderet."
Looking at pictures of dolphins, I guess he's referring to the fact that they have a very long beak ("rostrum") and therefore the mouth cavity ("os") is tucked in a lot more than other fish-like creatures. So much, indeed, that it might look like its mouth orifice is almost close to its belly.
He could have explained that a bit better, I guess, but something might be lost in the different nuances of meanings we give to "muzzle" and "mouth". Let's cut him some slack, though. The guy was able to identify a singular dolphin thanks to the cuts made (by sailors, I guess) on its dorsal fin. That's a technique researchers are basically still using today in the photo-identification of sea mammals.
E.g., "his mouth is situated much below his muzzle, almost, indeed, in the middle of the belly" could be reasonably applied to a picture like this one: http://www.sharkwallpapers.net/bulkupload/wallpapers/Great%2...
Maybe there are other animals mixed in there too. This seemed odd to me (although I'm far from a marine biologist): "...would present his back for him to mount, taking care to conceal the spiny projection of his fins in their sheath..."
"A Wolf Suckles Romulus and Remus. What Happens Next Will Blow Your Mind"
It's funny that the beer is the first thing many of us think of when hearing 'Pliny the Elder' these days.
Now there's hundreds of other choices and copycats out there. I personally like more aggressively hopped and flavored double/triple IPAs but Pliny was brilliant.