I had no idea RSS was still expected... (Not trolling just surprised)
Not having RSS is a pain. I follow blogs that update every couple of months. Do I want to keep checking? Hell no.
It's a program I inherited after it was abandoned and did some maintenance on so I'm biased, I haven't updated it for a long while now and for a time even wrote a python alternative since I actually dislike Perl.
It can be found at http://baruch.ev-en.org/proj/websec/
What seems painful about it for you? IMHO handling feeds is only painful if you have/want to switch readers or if you want to browse old archives. Other than that, you just drop a blog URL in your reader and it gets you the updates.
Possibly I see my inbox as an RSS feed (I subscribe, you send me mails)