This is the part where I find I need to admit that I'm growing older. I'm no longer young and hip, but part of an older generation of "unsocial" people that see absolutely no point in something like this.

To be frank, I don't give a fuck what my friends buy. I don't care what random thoughts they have during the day either, or how many fucking cows they bought in some stupid game I've never played.

I'm sure this will do well though. Just not with me as a user.