Now Worth $10B, Is WeWork a 2000 Redux?
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That whole 'private-IPO' thing makes the 'valued at' so much less worth, since you can't short them, information is private, no efficient market hypothesis in play (if any).
I only hope my pension funds isn't one of the suckers tunneling money into the VC-firms doling out such valuations.
It really is the 2000's, but this time around it's even harder to spot the suckers (in the 00's it was stock holders). Ok, Chinese small time investors and Canadians buying a house at 10+ times income I can spot from a distance. But who supplies the VC's with money?
Ultimately, all "money" these days is supplied by central bankers.
There aren't a lot of good ways to short this stuff, at least if you aren't someone like BlackRock. That's especially unfortunate because it means no one is going to make money on the downside, offsetting others' losses. In every transaction there is still a winner or a loser, it's just that in this case the winner is going to be the people selling chunks of worthless companies for big money today. Just like in 2008 the winners were people who sold overpriced and overhyped real estate in 2006 and 2007. So if I were you, I'd go found a worthless company, pay the "tech press" to hype the holy living fuck out of it, raise a dozen rounds at obviously nonsense "valuations", and use the money to pay yourself and your friends nice fat salaries and lots of silly perks for the next 3 or 4 years while everything implodes around you. That's not how you short the madness, but it's how you profit from it which is really what your question is about.
Both do not directly accomplish the inflow of money into VC. VC's don't leverage (no banking license). I guess VC-firms don't borrow money at 1%, because no collateral?
Works great, until the party ends when interest rates start increasing or the assets plunge and one has to cover their leverage, whichever happens first.
To bet against the Canadian housing market, for instance, you could look at shorting vulnerable financial institutions (Canadian banks and lenders with exposure to the Canadian housing market). You could also look at the Canadian dollar, which could conceivably fall if there's a housing crash.
Private startups are obviously a more difficult target, but you should consider that the types of events likely to push the private startup market into meaningful decline would in most cases also be bad news for publicly-traded tech companies as well, and you can short just about all of these. There are numerous advantages to targeting publicly-traded companies (liquidity, availability of information, in a major market correction there will be forced selling, etc.).
Indeed in some cases there's the distinct possibility the correlation goes the other was and profitable public incumbent tech providers will benefit from the loss-making VC-funded upstart unicorns in their market crashing and burning
So long as the public markets are seen as being strong and stable, it's unlikely that the small, relatively illiquid market for private tech companies will correct itself.
I do think there is a housing bubble, especially in Vancouver, but it's not clear to me how one could bet against it. And there always the chance that the prices are sustainable, they are positively mild compared to Zurich or Tokyo or San Francisco.
The real reason why shorting the banks won't work is that with less than 20% down the CMHC insures that the lender will get their money back. For thenon-insured mortgages, the banks can also go after other assets since all Canadian mortgages are recourse loans.
Still, in the U.S only 4.53% of enterprises get GVC(p.20).
The only other places they mention are Regus--making it out to be a shambling zombie form of its pre-dotCom bust self-- and Industrious in Chicago, which is only 2 years old, making it sound like a me-too. Come on! Almost every major city has at least 5 of these places. Even Philly has had IndyHall since 2007, and that's just the one I know off the top of my head.
Beer, while working? What a good idea... or maybe not.
Reminds me of 10-15 years ago when we'd have a pint or 2 at a local pub during lunch on Fridays. Nobody every got anything done on a Friday afternoon after that.
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I might be thinking of something else entirely, though. Honestly, I prefer Cove. Free coffee and soda/seltzer, plus a more professional crowd. It's clean and open, but not trendy and overbaked. Plus, it's like half the price.
Although this probably isn't applicable to many software startups, one downside of places like WeWork for my company is how they focus on selling space by the desk. In my business (videogames, including console) most developers have a desktop PC, two monitors, a TV, possibly a Wacom tablet, and multiple console dev kits on their desk. The "12 desk" office we were looking at with WeWork would comfortably fit 4-5 of us with our space needs. That made it a non-starter.
WIN-WIN-WIN!
* A new "community manager" every 2 months. Either they move people around on purpose, or they had a lot of turnover, but either way it was confusing. Community managers ranged widely from "stickler for the rules" to "happy hour several times a week" to "invisible".
* Relentlessly flogging the mobile app, despite the fact that it the Android version crashed immediately on most phones.
* Daily spam of "top comments" from their wannabe social networking site, because I what I really want every day is to read about how the printer on the 3rd floor of the New York office is out of paper when I'm located in Boston.
* Hipster artwork that's funny the first time you see it and dull and juvenile the 50th time you walk pass it.
* Hipster furniture that's incredibly uncomfortable (because plush conference room chairs can't possible compete with a mismatched set of "retro" chairs apparently found in a junk shop.)
* Insufficient conference rooms, telephone booths and bathroom stalls
Of course, our location may be especially poorly planned/designed/operated, but the general target market seems to be the 20-something male unattached hipster entrepreneur with a "lifestyle startup"; if you're trying to get real work done you don't need all the petty distractions, so I'm not sure how durable the appeal of WeWork actually is.
Other private offices appear to be entirely unutilized (i.e. they're occupied but I never see anybody in them). The latter seems to be more common with large companies that have "real" offices elsewhere and don't really need space at WeWork.
Obviously, this is entirely anecdotal.
They used to have a bigger office, and my wife would typically be the only one using 1 of the 3 desks - the others belonged to the engineer, who would be at the warehouse more frequently, and the sales manager, who was out making sales. It might be under-utilized, but both engineering and sales still needed their own desk, file storage, etc. for the times that they were in the office.
Several employers ago I got to learn about financial industry disaster recovery plans and you'd be surprised how many traders have an empty office squirreled away on the other side of the city as their tornado/fire recovery plan. Sure only 1/20th the employees would fit, but its only 5% the rental cost of the real office and some bean counter said that was an acceptable loss to provision an office with no people and a stack of server hardware. If they let people work from the D.R. site that would be a public admission that people don't need to work in a bullpen and could just as well work from starbucks or home, but that would not meet the emotional need to intimidate people in person and demonstrate butts-in-seats metric goals so using the D.R. space for actual work would be unthinkable unless the main office was literally on fire.
This combines with open office style, such that people can't avoid noticing unused space, although unused space is hardly a new feature of the business world. There's a small room right down the hall from me, but its behind a locked door, so no one notices. If they were not an open office company, they'd just lock a door and no one would notice. Placing their capacity on display like this is arguably an architectural design fail, they should have found an architectural way to "hide" empty space from casual visitors in an attractive and cheap manner.
So when they say they have "plenty of cushion in a downturn" that's probably very true. When the tech market is bad the number of freelancers explodes. Loss of larger anchor startups can probably be augmented pretty easily by dropping the fees for freelancers a bit and doing business in volume.
Though an obvious risk, I wouldn't say it's the only one. To me I would be more concerned about the thousands of other spaces out there that are easily more affordable.
The real problem for the valuation if not the business itself is that apart from free beer, they're not really doing anything differently from most of the other spaces, and their brand and scale really isn't much of a draw for their audience. And they're notionally valued at over 5x the value a firm operating essentially the same business on a much larger scale...