Startup idea: apologeticpressrelease.com

Just input corporation, firm or department name.

Select multiselect dropdown "what you take very seriously".

Select number of "employees|customers|people" (pick one) that will get free credit monitoring.

Select for how long.

Press [Submit]

Input payment information.

Press release automatically issued.

(we( at )?|CORP_NAME) take your (data|privacy|security|information) very seriously