11. If hospitals were run like startups, 10% of emergency patients would be turned away ('not the target audience'), and any medical staff who complained would be labeled "insufficiently pragmatic".
12. If hospitals were run like startups, 90% of them would close their doors within the first year of opening.
13. If hospitals were run like startups, patients' medical information would be used to sell them ads. The databases storing this information would also be leaked within the first 10 years of opening, since details like security are rarely a priority in a startup.
14. If hospitals were run like startups, junior medical staff would be overworked, underpaid, and burnt out. Actually, this is already the norm (at least in Canada).
15. If hospitals were run like startups, patients who went in to have their appendix removed would find that their tonsils and wisdom teeth had also been removed, and an RFID chip with their patient ID had been implanted "to serve them better". This would be OK because it would be covered by the blanket consent form referred to by the sign at the entrance that reads "by using this facility, you agree to its terms and conditions (available upon request; may change at any time)". Patients who had read it would know that they could opt out.