What are your chances of getting into Congress, if you try?

You don't just get 378,000 people to vote for you because you want to serve. Why should they? They don't even know you and they sure as heck can't evaluate your abilities.

As someone who decided to ask this question "for real" I can tell you the process is straight forward, but time consuming.

Step one, run for city council or county supervisor. If you can't convince a few hundred people to vote for you then you won't ever be able to convince thousands to do so. And then serve your 1 - 2 years and get a feel for what it takes to get things done. If you can't get anything done, or you can't resist taking bribes, you should just decide it isn't for you.

But if you do survive, and you find that you can get energized by making a difference then take on something a bit more controversial and make it happen. Get a polluter sanctioned, right some long standing wrong, or just champion some better ordinances that makes peoples lives better. Bottom line start making a difference that people can see.

Do that enough (and it is not apparently a very high bar to jump over) and then folks will start to come to you. Once you are starting to be effective and people try to play you or coerce you into supporting their agendas, you will get to see how well you are at dodging the slimier side of politics.

If you pass that test, you now have a whole city or county that knows what you can do and what you stand for. You can try running for state representative or congress (depending on how spread out your county is) Anna Eshoo for example, my representative for a while jumped right from County Supervisor into Congress.

All told its a 3 - 5 year process before you "graduate". And no, if you just stick your name on the ballot (which you can do) you will probably not get elected.