Ah. "Ivan Pepelnjak, CCIE#1354 Emeritus, is an independent network architect." Ivan Pepelnjak also doesn't seem to understand network protocols. SCTP was never intended to be a TCP replacement or a basis for TCP or whatever the hell he thinks it to be. It is a separate protocol which is designed to provide a different set of features to a different set of applications.
I'm sorry that he and the large number of people like him, who would like to have exactly their use-case covered by exactly the simplest possible interface, preferably baked into the kernel or even better, the hardware, for the best performance. It's not going to happen.
I'm also sorry I have to live in a world where networking === TCP, over port 80 or 443. It wasn't supposed to be this way.
What went wrong with SCTP? By the time TCP-friendly congestion control research had reached a critical mass and started producing results, everyone had given up, adopted TCP as the sole transport protocol, and the deck was strongly stacked against anything that wasn't running on TCP.