Atwood's Law: "Any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in JavaScript."
jeff atwood: "any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in JavaScript. Writing Photoshop, Word, or Excel in JavaScript makes zero engineering sense, but it's inevitable. It will happen. In fact, it's already happening"
Good foresight considering he said this 2009.
Which isn't to say the web is ready. But it will be!
Also, you say "emotionally distraught" as though there's no technical reason to dislike JavaScript.