They're kids. Give them a break. Would you like to show us the website you had when you were 16?

The sliding effect and animations are cool at least.

You should have seen my first webpage. Animated rainbow gifs, crazy backgrounds on crazier font-colors. Their site is much better. Mine looked like those Myspace pages from back in the day. autoplaying midi music included.

Please consider deleting your comment. Imagine if those kids find out they're on Hacker News, and find this. It's not very interesting to your fellow commenters either.

Somehow it's still kind of fascinating.

IMO it's no worse than yours.