The largest production helicopter ever made, the Mi-26, has a maximum cargo capacity of 20 metric tons, which is already insufficient.There are startups going for cheap access to space with a much smaller class of launchers. 20 metric tons might well be workable for such a scheme, and it would lighten the control requirement under rocket power, which is admittedly hard.
Also, there isn't even a requirement for the aircraft to be a helicopter, so much heavier 1st stage boosters could be handled. Helicopters would enable much lighter logistical requirements, however.
You don't appear to have any concept of the numbers involved here or the physical limitations, so I don't see how this could possibly be an intellectual exercise of seeing what would work. Saying "just catch it in mid-air with a helicopter," when no helicopter capable of doing this currently exists in the world, and building one that's suitable would be a massive undertaking, is intellectually lazy, not an intellectual exercise.
You know, you're applying an awful lot of assumptions to make the general scheme not work: a particular booster, a particular kind of aircraft,... etc. You can also think of that as informing the limitations of the particular scheme and delimiting the size and purpose of the launches it's suitable for.
I don't see where I'm being sensitive or emotional. I'm just pointing out that your suggestions are, in fact, a whole lot worse than what's currently being done, and are therefore kind of ridiculous to just suggest off the cuff. Brainstorming is fun, but is it too much to ask to do a basic smell test on the ideas before you start talking about them as if they were realistic?
Your "basic smell test" takes very particular assumptions that produce a ridiculous result. It's intellectually lazy on your part to just leave it there.