London, it’s over, and it’s not me, it’s you
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London is one of the world's top cities. That presents some substantial upsides, in terms of things like night-life, art, business activity, employment, diversity of the population, and, least tangible but most important, the general vibe of frenetic activity and constant renewal and change that a place like this has.
It also presents substantial downsides, in terms of things like cost of living, noise, pollution, transport congestion, and of course, the general vibe of frenetic activity and constant stress and change.
If you choose to move away from London, fine, go forth and be happy in New Whatevershire in the county of Who Cares... but don't write epic rants about how London's no longer to your taste and therefore it's somehow London's fault.
This irks me even more than anti-gentrification obsessives, who seem to believe that because a family has lived somewhere for a couple generations they should be somehow insulated from the consequences of rapid change and economic growth impacting a whole country.
Life is change. Change impacts everything, including your environment. If a place changes in such a way that you don't like it anymore, you're free to move somewhere else. Do so, and even write a blog post explaining why you moved, if you feel so inclined, but please bottle up the "my viewpoint is the only important viewpoint, and all change I don't like is bad" crap and keep it to yourself.
You kind of at that point end up with really coorporate art and culture as everything has to be high value and you notice the quality really starts to suffer.
Also the people who attend these things find they cannot live there either and it all dies.
However the cost of appreciating land (in real terms) is that younger people have to pledge more and more of their life to live in the same pile of bricks.
It's clearly now reached the point where it's untenable, it's simply a speculative bubble now. All the UK banks are tied up in it, the UK itself is overly reliant on the financial sector, which lends heavily into housing which shows up as "growth" in GDP stats. They will fight hard to prop it up as long as possible. So far we've seen the UK artificially suppressing interest rates and also directly underwriting mortgage risk because even the crazy UK banks won't do it.
When London sucks for you, move out. When it doesn't, move in. If London sucks for enough people, they will leave, prices will collapse, and the penniless Sitar players will move in again. At the moment, it's not looking like it's going in that direction, so I'd say we have a good while to go before the Doom of London.
My problem with it is there are a lot of people that get shafted as things change and really get hit hard by it, and the government are to blame for that.
Other cities in Europe manage to get a balance between capital investment and tearing the heart out of the city.
Also, when it is cheaper to rent in Barcelona and commute to London, you know something is wrong [1]
What you're missing is the fact that the prices of real estate in world cities are no longer being influenced by actual, RESIDENTIAL demand. The foreign investment aspect is horrific in London, and then throw in the governmental aspects which favor large, corporate development conglomerates over smaller developments with lower price points.
* http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/a55f7d74-51f0-11e3-8c42-00144feabd...
Of course London is expensive but equivalent accommodation in places like Paris, New York, SF, and Singapore isn't that far south per sq meter, especially as a percentage of salaries.
Unaffordability is also a red herring - when prices became unaffordable in Japan, lenders just introduced longer multi-generational mortgages. While that is obviously distasteful, it illustrates that demand is sufficient for even those kind of deals to get taken up.
This isn't to defend political inaction on the issue, but many people protesting don't seem to have a sufficient grasp of the fundamentals to make cogent proposals that could improve the situation. I believe the foreign investment market is already slowing but if you wanted to make a dent in it, you could introduce duties or prohibitions on foreign owners and/or vacancy.
Your comment's attitude reminds me of those AirBnB / DropBox soccer players kicking the kids out of Mission field. When prices inflate, it sometimes removes the 'choice' to move away. So no, not "Choosing to live in New Whatevershire in the county of Who Cares". Choosing had nothing to do with it.
Once you walk away you just wonder why you didn't do it sooner. The world is a big place.
You are projecting a lot onto the article that isn't there.
(the title itself)
> At what point do we say enough's enough and actually realise we'd rather live in affordable cities?
> But in 2011 I had to say 'fuck you London, our 30 year relationship is over. And for the record, it's not me, it's you.'
> London is quite simply taking the fucking piss.
> That's like being recommended a restaurant where the food is expensive but really good, and the recommender also notes that the food will make you ill.
This last one is a great example of a crappy "my viewpoint is the only one that matters" generalisation... anyway, I'll stop now, the article is littered with these. You can find them yourself.
This article perfectly matched living in San Francisco for me (and why I got the fuck out).
London is perhaps the greatest city in the world. It's certainly in the top 3 or 4. Surprisingly, it's expensive. That's because lots of people want to buy property there.
If you want to leave because it's too expensive, I can completely understand that. It's a rational choice. But it's not London's fault. It's not the fault of people living in London. It's nobody's fault.
A city can be great and unaffordable simultaneously.
That's part of the problem. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just lots people wanting to live there, but it's not; there are people who do simply want to buy property there as some kind of capital parking. That's damaging to the city.
There is a negative feedback loop in action as increased population causes the price of things we cannot simply create as much as we like of (such as places to live) to increase, reducing the attractiveness of the city. Actions that jack up prices push people away, reducing the value of the city. Buying property as a capital park and leaving it empty is one such action.
London's resident population is not going down; it's going up.
So, I see no evidence that the city is being harmed. It's thriving.
Yes they are. I'm not going to do your google searching for you.
So, I see no evidence that the city is being harmed. It's thriving.
You have made a fundamental logical error. Your error is that you equate "thriving" with "not being damaged". This is incorrect. It is possible to have something that is thriving and would be thriving even more if only it were not being damaged in some way.
You've also taken what you see and decided that that's all there is, without bothering to look further. Your laziness is common but no less sickening.
Don't bother answering to explain to me how you actually don't even need to look at google because you know everything, or how actually London is currently the best possible London it could possibly be; I'm too old to try to explain things to you more than once. If you think I'm being dismissive and not very nice, you're right. Fortunately, I'm just a line of text on a screen, so if this makes you feel bad, or angry, or frustrated, why not take a look at yourself in the mirror and wonder just how you've reached the point where a line of text on a screen can do that do you.
This is not about supply and demand, this is about the creation of money to drive up land costs. And it's not unique to London, as others have pointed out many parts of the UK are very expensive.
Life is change. This is a bad change and we should resist.
I'd like to know where you see the author expressing anything remotely like "my viewpoint is the only important viewpoint, and all change I don't like is bad".
He expressed his views and nothing more. You seem to be the one who's inordinately irritated by viewpoints you don't agree with.
[0] http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jun/25/uk-population...
The reason people think racists are idiots is because racists are idiots. "no other reason than to stop the population increasing"! Ha!
Honestly I earn a shit ton of cash but I can't actually find anywhere that I can actually face putting the cash down on. I looked at a new development 3 bedroom flat last week for £419k that was made of the cheapest possible construction and you could hear your neighbours farting through the walls. The view was another new development block, some office buildings, the M4 flyover and a ton of haze in the atmosphere.
So I'm bailing out west a long way. Half the salary but there is less disparity in quality of life and property prices.
Good for you, get out. Even better if you can leave the UK and starve out the UK treasury.
Also the quality of life is better. Shorter hours as less wage slaves terrified of loosing their job as they live hand to mouth. Less busy. Easier to get out into nature.
Particularly notable for me in the article:
" Because of this, London is becoming like Washington DC in the USA, where I used to live. DC is dived with poverty at one end serving the wealth at the other, and the wealth doesn't hang around. DC is a place where people go to further their careers before moving on to settle down because it's too expensive to stay."
I bailed out of Washington, DC 11 months ago. Got so sick of trying to grind out a basic quality of life.
I ended up moving to "flyover country", and I love it. Trees, fresh air, good jobs, and a house in a great neighborhood. The people are nice, and I have this crazy thing that some people refer to as liquid assets, others call it disposable income. It's nice.
My brother, who remained behind in DC with his family, has a house that is less than half the square footage of my modestly sized country house. It's cramped, even by urban standards, and majorly in need of repairs. It is also a duplex, and the neighbors sharing the structure are rather snooty and unfriendly. He paid over $500K US for it. Did I mention the schools are so bad he'll have to send his son to private school?
Yeah, I'll take the affordable cities any day over that crap. Unlike my brother, my house isn't making decisions for me, like "can one of us stay home with the new baby instead of putting her in daycare?" (His mortgage had a firm answer of no to their bank account.)
I'm thinking I might do another year then bail.
All I want is a place where people are actually friendly, not too busy to care about each other, somewhere with a garage for my motorbikes and a garden for barbecues. Not much to ask, but can't see London being the place.
I'm literally only in London now for the money.
Me too, but isn't it true for many people in top metropolies? People live there because it's great for their careers, not because they're nice places.
It's possible to live there as a young person with multiple room-mates, living far away from the city center, but as you get older and want things like privacy or, god forbid, enough space to live with a family, it becomes completely unaffordable. The city center has gotten so expensive that even bankers and russian millionaires cannot live there - it basically exists now to cater to Middle Eastern billionaires: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2014-12-17/russians-q...
London is an awesome city, I'm glad I lived there during my undergrad, but there's no way I could go back there as a 30 year old. The city will constantly be appealing to the young, who don't mind squeezing with three other people into a small apartment in zone 4, or the extremely rich, but for everyone else, move far, far away and you'll be a lot happier, even with everything (and, it's really a lot) that London has to offer.
Given that the young have no savings, no security (job or home) and no hope, what will the UK be like in 15 years time? My guess is it's going to be worse than now.
London really is soul-crushing. I doubled my salary then doubled it again starting out working from 1998 and all the time housing costs stayed ahead of me.
The UK is not for workers. You are always working for the landed classes, not for yourself. It's the new serfdom.
The problem is the poor (working or not) keep voting for this trickle up policy. It's like Americans never learned from the history of the UK.
I've heard a rumour Halifax might give mortgages to contractors based on a pro-rated day rate...
There are also specialist contractor brokers, and I got a mortgage approval for a decent amount through one of them last year, they offered me way more than I could afford.
HSBC don't understand contractors completely but they have offered me a reasonable amount of lending (I make about half what you do, but then I choose to live elsewhere). HSBC seem to have about the best rates at the moment.
In the city maybe!
Yeah, in other places I'd be surprised if it's much more than half that... salaries here in the UK are bad...
I'll never work in a "world city" again. It's a waste of time. Over time I grew to hate London and I have zero regrets about leaving. My biggest fear is having to go back.
It's not for everyone but if you're in tech or media it can be quite attractive.
The UK is totally anti-worker. It's a rentier paradise run for the benefit of The City.
Click on Germany and the UK on this and see:
http://www.economist.com/blogs/dailychart/2011/11/global-hou...
Ask yourself with 3/4 of new money created via domestic mortgage lending where would UK "growth" be without pulling forward "earnings" through debt?
Average % Income Spent on Rent in Europe http://i.imgur.com/himm8Ur.gif
The reason the UK is so high is because London literally drags the whole country up to the top of the ranking (not necessarily good) - Ireland would have vaguely similar rents to the UK discounting London and these two images help show that London is a bit rent mad.
Granted not as high as London, but as a % of income not dissimilar at the end of the month.
[1]: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/property/house-prices/114...
At first, this seemed wildly implausible. But back of the envelope, it requires house prices to be about 3x higher in London (15% of the UK) than elsewhere. That seems a little high to me, but the right sort of ballpark.
(Calculation: start with 100 houses at 679pcm. Increase 15 of them in price until the average is 902pcm. Those 15 houses now cost 2165pcm.)
When you're young it just about works, though: you want to have friends around, so why not share a house with them? That way it's still expensive, but you have someone to hang out with. And your expenses as a single guy are not exactly high. You don't need a car as it's just you and your bag on the tube. You're drinking anyway, so it's either tube or cab. What you care about is seeing loads of other young people, and London is great for that.
When you get a family, everything turns against living there. You can barely stand on most tube trains, so good luck getting the pram on board (and god help you if you need a wheelchair). You want to take the kid out of town? There's a traffic jam in every direction. Want to find a school for the kids? Good luck getting in the catchment. Some of them are actually less than a literal stone's throw. Private school? Sure, but school's have to pay rent too. It's not the teachers taking home all those fees.
IMO the best compromise is one of the commuter towns. Some of them have fast trains. They are still expensive, and the train itself isn't cheap either. But you get a little more space, a decent selection of things parents want, and the schools are not bad. Even better, live in a commuter town but work remotely. Then you can network, see people now and again, but not have to get in the sardine can each morning.
On the + side, London and its surroundings has a zillion jobs, some of them interesting. Out in the provinces, the job market for devs tends to be for plodders.
While a lot of the non-London jobs are of the plodding type, there are many that aren't, and there are areas of concentrated, cutting edge tech work outside of London. Cambridge, for example.
The positive thing about plodding when you're experienced is that it doesn't kill you so you can do more interesting things.
I now live an hour and a half away by train. It's nice here. And I can still come to visit some of my friends in London quicker than they can visit each other.
Plus my plan is no more than two days a week actually commuting since there's zero requirement for me to be in the office as a developer.
Hence why I only go there visit friends, I don't work there.
Well, I did for a while last year, but the rate on offer was large enough to offset the cost. It wasn't large enough to offset the 3+ hours a day spent in a train though, so I don't do it any more.
This Guardian piece has some numbers : http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/aug/26/bus-deregulat...
I live in Connecticut because the houses are slightly more affordable and my kids can go to decent public schools. As soon as they're out of high school in a few years we're considering moving, but all my contacts and the interesting, well-paying jobs are in NYC.
But after a few years I ended up back in the UK, on the south coast. It's nice here, and I have friends (unlike there!)
>> "as someone whose salary is only five figured"
That's a pretty huge range from very poor to quite well off, without being more specific it's hard to judge any of the claims the author makes.
>> "I don't think I'm asking for much, I only want a secure family home with a garden, enough money saved for a good pension, access to fresh air, and some peace and quiet."
That's actually asking quite a lot from a city especially a huge capital city. Pretty hard to find peace and quiet in capital city - there's usually a lot going on. But to be fair in London you actually can find it in one of the many parks. Also, there aren't enough apartments/houses (hence high rents) yet you think asking for one with a garden isn't asking a lot.
>> "zone 4 paying out a minimum of £1200 pcm for a 1 bed flat"
Doesn't sound accurate to me. I've been looking at 1 bed flats recently in zone 2 and there are decent places going for £1300 so I'd expect zone 4 to be a lot less expensive.
Not really, unless you're very high earning then getting what he wanted, a three+ bed house with a garden, and not so far away as to make life difficult for commuting, is very very expensive.
>> That's actually asking quite a lot from a city especially a huge capital city. Pretty hard to find peace and quiet in capital city - there's usually a lot going on. But to be fair in London you actually can find it in one of the many parks. Also, there aren't enough apartments/houses (hence high rents) yet you think asking for one with a garden isn't asking a lot.
That's exactly the point, in most of the country and most of the world it's not asking that much.
He's reached a state where the benefits of 'city' do not outweigh the compromises one has to make to live there.
If that balance is not something that's tipped for you (yet?) then cool. For many, many of us it has.
But it's like complaining water is wet. That's just the way it is. There are things cities have that smaller towns don't a vice versa.
Do you ask for a 3-bed house with garden in Manhattan? Do you think a 3-bed house with garden in downtown Tokyo is just a reasonable expectation for the average person? I'd love my 3-bed house with garden just off the Champs Elysés, too, why not. Perhaps one on the space station too.
London is one of the world's top cities. If you don't want to live there, fine - but don't bitch about how unfair it is that you can't get some kind of dream property in one of the most desirable places in the world, where tens if not hundreds of millions of people want to live in a space that only supports a fraction of that...
I can only assume that what he meant was that it wasn't reasonable to find a 3bedroom house with a small guarden within reasonable commute distance and reasonable budget.
When moving in stockholm I looked for just this, (sub 1h commute, 3bedrooms) and had to make a heatmap for public transit times in order to find the good spots. Needed to be in the orange (40minute travel) to have <1h door-to-door with a 10minute walk to/from public transport. http://commutemap.azurewebsites.net/
If the city living, for you, outweighs the cramped conditions, poor air and general crowding, then you go for it you urbanite.
A lot of people realise after a while that what London has to offer doesn't seem like a good value proposition. That's what the article is about.
London has 99 problems, but absence of daytime transport at weekends ain't one.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-20664807
> The paper, Air Pollution in London, produced by the Assembly's Health and Environment Committee, reports 8.3% of deaths in Westminster are attributable to man-made airborne particles.
> In Kensington and Chelsea it is 8.3% and in Tower Hamlets 8.1%.
> Bromley and Havering have the lowest proportion of pollution-related deaths in London, both 6.3%, but are still above the England average of 5.6%.
Vast wealth will be left in pockets and as all the mid earners leave to try have a better life in the countryside and elsewhere the reason London was successful in the first place, the culture and those that create it will be in deficit. Then the rich will see they've paid over the top for property and they too will leave.
Then London will begin again. Like it has multiple times.
I got back to London (could never really afford to live in the city centre) and then moved to Berlin and loved it. But, you can get too comfortable in some places, so I'm back in London again, but I miss Berlin.
Never go back though, if I had the chance I'd move on to somewhere new in Europe for sure. London's great though, more diversity than many, many places, and that's a huge reason to stay.
>> small flat in zone 4 paying out a minimum of £1200 pcm for a 1 bed flat,
Mate, I pay 1600 for a two bedroom big flat with an awesome view (zone 2). Prices didn't get that ridiculous yet.
>>> I was recently charged nine quid for two pints of ale and I took offence.
Fuck you, that's bullshit. If you actually paid that, you've been robbed.
>>>It is effectively out of service on weekends and bank holidays
Yeah, they need to do maintenance regularly, idiot. There's more than one way to get somewhere, you know? It's not like they close the city down.
TLDR this guy may have valid reasons to leave London and the article is well written, but a lot of "facts" are just plain made up or exaggerated.
EDIT
I misread as 9 quid for one pint. 9 for two pints is most definitely correct.
- I think nine pounds for two pints of ale is about right anywhere in London. Go somewhere a bit cool and it's easily over ten
- I pay £1400 for a two bed in zone 2 which is cheap, I think the average is around £1600. I recently started looking at one beds in the same area and they are around £1200
- yes, zone 2. He talks about zone 4.
The London underground does have some problems - confusing fare structure; confusing Oyster cards; high levels of fake coins in the ticket machines; old tunnels and trains; very busy at some times, etc.
But it does pretty well considering.
https://tfl.gov.uk/corporate/about-tfl/what-we-do/london-und...
> Annual passenger numbers: 1.265 billion
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandcon...
Despite all that when I decided to get married and have a family I looked elsewhere. Perhaps ironically I settled in Vancouver which is suffering a lot of the same issues as London as so many others had the same idea.
Good article but it's really just a fact of life that if you live somewhere that many people want to live, you must compete with them for rental and real estate.
If you don't mind living in an area without the Tube you can find some really nice leafy places with a great lifestyle.
Where I live now it doesn't even feel like a big city and I am 20 minutes by train to the center.
With 6 figures you should be getting ahead.
If you do take this advice make sure:
1) They are regulated (obvious) and check the FCA register to see if they have any complaints
2) You like them and think you can get along, don't just settle for a 'cheap' proposition
3) Make sure they use lifetime cash flow modelling
4) Make sure they use scholastic modelling, and
5) Be prepared to pay for the advice and implement it.
TBH right from the outset it sounds like you might have to make lifestyle choices around spending habits.
Also just guessing here but if you are in that tax bracket you should have several tax mitigation options that will help you.
I could be getting 50-75% more than I'm getting now if I went into Rails consultancy or moved to a bank doing sysadmin work but for me those would be a net negative on my quality of life. Or I could move into a shared house and save a couple of hundred a month on rent but again quality of life concerns prevent that.
> you should have several tax mitigation options
I have a moral / ethical stance about tax optimisation - I won't do it, however legal it may currently be.
Yes, and more specifically, make sure that they're a Thomist. You don't want to be taking finical advice from Averroists or Ockhamists!
This is just supply and demand - there are a lot of people who want to live in world cities like London, but a limited supply of housing.
Lots of the more expensive parts of London are empty at night. London is open season for money laundering through housing. Also do you know how money is created? How is it that people can suddenly pay $600k on a modest salary?
It will crash but they won't just let it happen.
If the bubble pops, then Thatcher's children and children's children will be proper screwed.
The UK's unique selling point: nobody gets charged for finance crime*
* unless it's defrauding a bank
(Dallas/Fort Worth metro area in Texas)
To be fair, Texas real-estate is super cheap because there's tons of land that doesn't have many trees on it. It makes building new housing stock super quick, easy, and cheap. But to your point, D/FW is an awesome part of the country. Plenty of culture, plenty to do, plenty of jobs. (I'd be lying if I said I like it better than Austin though)
Depending on job and other situations, I'm hoping to be out of London this time next year - probably somewhere like Milton Keynes.
Also not to mention you could commute to Birmingham should you get a good offer from there.
Sadly for me, my partner's Italian and working in an industry wedded to London (as does mine, to a degree), and for her the thought of moving to the suburbs or beyond is just not possible, so...
Yeah.
I don't particularly want to move to Italy either.
Doomed.
Currently live in Wimbledon, and I want to move.
And yes really I am 20 miles as the crow flies from Charing Cross station. All I need now is a flying car :-)
I'm hoping you mean sq.m there since unless I'm mistaken, 2800 sq.ft isn't that much (unless that's distinct from the house but still...)
The garden is big enough that I built an office in the garden which didn't appreciably make the garden feel any smaller: https://rwmj.wordpress.com/2013/07/10/garden-office-most-mos...
I bought a motorcycle the moment I moved to London, couldn't commute without it. I'd go insane...
The B52 Stealth Bomber ebike looks awesome.
Edit: OK I see you're talking about e-(motor)bikes vs electric bicycles (pedelecs).
Yes the B52 is a bit more "motorbikey" but it has pedals and falls back to being a regular bicycle too. :) It looks like a lot of fun!
[1] http://www.theguardian.com/money/2014/mar/25/uk-incomes-how-...
Note the article is claiming you need to be on a six figure salary to live anywhere near London, which is a load of tosh.
That's the mean average though, and it assumes a standard Bell curve distribution - it's completely wrong and obfuscates the truth horribly. There are a lot more low income earners than high income earners. If you look at the Guardian article I linked to you'll see that ~70% of people in the UK earn less than £25k or less (all the adults in the seventh decile and below).
Note the article is claiming you need to be on a six figure salary to live anywhere near London, which is a load of tosh.
If you're not in a relationship where you can buy a house together I'd say you certainly need to be in at least the top 10% of earners (>£60,500). Sure, that's not a six-figure salary, but it indicates that the over-whelming majority of people have been priced out of London, which is the spirit of the article.
Of course your broader point still stands - in London you can only own a house if you earn in the top deciles, or if you inherit a house or get gifted a deposit by parents/grandparents who got lucky in the house price boom. The latter is the default way.