I find it hilarious that all the examples he gives in the beginning have weird semantics only because of LAZINESS, mixing effects with laziness gives nonsense, give a cbv semantics to the language and you get the intended behavior (intended even by HIM who is arguing for laziness). Unbelievable.
Edit: in my comment, oppose pureness (that is put forward in his rant) to laziness (what he unintentionally is arguing against).