> I would think that all of your so called "escape hatches" are just as brittle
Why are they brittle? They're not brittle at all, they just have looser semantics than the core language. They have their own semantics, which the runtime guarantees to uphold.
> that binary will always run the same... If you aren't testing your code before deployment, that's your fault.
Why work in such a primitive way? We're very familiar with what happens when source-code is overly dependent on a specific compiler version. Besides, dropping to C/assembly in a language with such a high-level runtime (not only a GC but its own global scheduler) is not an escape hatch; it's just using power tools to break through a hatch-free thick wall, which might work if you're careful not to break the foundations by mistake. You could do the same in all languages that do provide an escape hatch, too (if you'd rather break through the wall instead of using the hatch).
> Too much "clever" is bad when programming.
Absolutely, but sometimes just the right amount of clever can let you do truly powerful things that would otherwise be beyond the reach of the language. It's there just for those moments when you're stumped[1].
Experience (and I've been doing this for twenty years) shows that this point where some cleverness is necessary, always arrives at some point in the project's lifetime, and that cleverness often saves you a whole ton of work. Remember, the average codebase lifetime is about 10 years.
[1]: Plus some truly powerful stuff, like the ability to inject tracing code into a running application and then take it out.