Hello, fellow German office here.

We don't know what ethernet is, we thus started unplugging everything we could: pension funds, welfare spending, army spending. We even unplugged portugal, spain and greece, but nothing worked.

Please help.

1. People want to work, and I assume the 'productivity' of politicians (meaning "we don't want security") brought this in the first place. 2. If sophisticated, the outflow of information might be with a mobile device plugged in, or other means to jump the air gap when ethernet is disconnected.

This is an attack on the Parliament, not the executive. Only very few parliamentarians actually work with sensitive data.

Oh no that's not possible. Think of all the politicans who couldn't do work.. That's unacceptable!

Merkel takes her tweets seriously.