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I typed "improve click count" and it worked like a charm.

But then I tried "cure RSI" and hundreds of clicks later it only seemed to have gotten worse...

Wrong game. Go here:

You're supposed to type "I am a millionaire". That'll do it.

Did that, checked my bank account, still nothing :(.

Earning a million dollars is different from retaining it. Add up your lifetime income, and you might be surprised how much you had - and spent.

Upvoted. Too true. :(

Check under your mattress :)

Come back and click it again tomorrow.

It didn't work yet.

Did you specify currency? Odds are pretty good that you're worth over a million yen.

Correct. You are a billionaire: