Would be funny, but I doubt Obama has access or much of a say in the matter, and he himself would get arrested and sued for leaking secrets - the president is not above the law.
You must be new around here.
Executive branch officials leak classified information whenever it's convenient to them. As long as it's done with approval from higher up, there are no consequences. Even Petraeus received minimal consequences after sharing secrets with his mistress.
Yeah, we've seen time and time again that everyone is treated equally in U.S. courts. Money or social standing have no influence whatsoever.
Except when it comes to extraordinary rendition and torture.