Holy fuck, this is one of the most absurd exaggerations I've read in some time. I'm assuming you have a very strong and convincing reason to justify this statement.
Here's a killer application of dynamic linking: NSS.
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Really? NSS?
OK, so static NIS/YP may not be good at all, but that doesn't change that NSS and the nscd (name server cache daemon) have been amongst the buggiest and most brittle components in glibc, on top of glibc's sequential DNS resolution. It's so bad the Busybox developers had to write a single-threaded fork-based alternative just to deal with its inherent resource exhaustion issues (see the comments in this software: http://busybox.net/~vda/unscd/).
And this: http://www.nico.schottelius.org/blog/nscd-bugs/
musl libc (ever growing in popularity in embedded and other fields for its standards compliance, robustness and implementation simplicity) doesn't support NSS and doesn't intend to, instead researching several alternative methods, the third one probably optimal: http://wiki.musl-libc.org/wiki/Open_Issues#NIS.2FLDAP.2Fothe...
And if you think this problem hasn't been solved so much more elegantly before, look into the details of Plan 9's ndb and factotum.
PAM is another good example.
bsd_auth is much better: http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/man.cgi/OpenBSD-current/man3/...