Ask HN: Why would you name your company “Parse”, then have no REST docs for JS?

I know this isn't the place for this, but I have been up for 48 hours straight after scrapping a ton of builds. Parse (The facebook BAAS) does not seem to have any documentation on making a simple request to an endpoint.

It is further complicated by the face that with a generic name like "Parse", I get every thread talking about JSON data or REST API's.

The documentation has a curl request and python. They keep jamming their SDK down my throat. Every thread in their develper forum with similar questions end with, "no I didn't end up getting it".

I admit I am not a 10X engineer, but FFS have an example in JS for a REST API endpoint.

tl:dr Parse is a fucking terrible name, for a pretty decent service. Maybe I will start a company that provides great documentation. I'll call it "Programming Documentation". I'm sure that will be fucking easy to google.