uhm, i think the original post is quite obviously satire. i've never met anyone that would qualify in my entire life.
I think that it's real.
That said, the part about "explicit lyrics" made me laugh. Programmers like for things (at least, code and documentation) to be explicit (in the original, non-euphemistic, correct meaning of the word) and generally have no use for the implicit use of "explicit" to mean "vulgar".