The Costa Concordia had a captain....

A company without management may drift around aimlessly in Brownian motion, but at least it does not order "ahead flank" onto the rocks.

  There once was a manager,
  Who had a little curl,
  Right in the middle of her forehead.

  And when she was good,
  She was very, very good,
  But when she was bad, there were layoffs.