Take the Money and Run
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Once you think you know how a business or industry works, you develop patterns to solve it. This can sometimes work against you because it can blind you from the change happening as other people figure out different and possibly better ways to do things.
But I assume you already know all of this, and that's what's coming in part 2 :)
Someone has to have the best way.
I would say "keep your enemies closer" but I really don't think of them as enemies. On the advice of my business coach I usually call my competitors to chat every once in a while and I think we mutually realize that we're just trying our best not to go obsolete. We also need each other's help from time to time. And we usually don't have quite the same business interests, so this naturally makes our businesses each appeal to a slightly different type of client.
When a new competitor shows up, they are usually inexperienced and either won't last long or will end up joining our club of friends. That's just how it works.
(Small business owner)
At the end of the day, even CEOs of large companies are only hired guns. They may be in a position later on down the road where they need a senior executive to run a charitable foundation, be a board member on a company they invest in, or to take the reins of their company when they retire. Always remember that there is the person and the role. The role gives them power, but the person is more valuable.
Not that I am a lawyer, but depending on your jurisdiction, you will need to be careful about what topics you can and cannot discuss.
Antitrust and consumer protection laws can bite you if you stray into the wrong subject.
I kinda doubt impostor syndrome per se. Perhaps I missed something, but sounds like selling was the perfect move here. In any acquisition, there is significant performance anxiety - just plain old stage fright. Not necessarily paralyzing, but just the ... cognitive shear from being backstage to being under the lights. "It just got real" to mangle a cliche. Your ...calibration gyros are whirring a lot.
True, not many actually know what they're doing, but it's done nothing to dispel my concerns of being an imposter. Most people don't know what they're doing, but they seem to be much better at improvising than I am, so I feel like an imposter all over again.
> To avoid spending money, we'd been subsisting on a diet consisting largely of soup. [...] But now, we'd gradually started to feel like we might be able to afford to eat at restaurants again.
No middle ground?
Sure living off of nothing but instant ramen isn't great, but neither is living off of nothing but broccoli.
> Nothing in instant ramen is inherently bad for you
Hydrogenated oil is inherently bad for you, for one.I'd be astonished if nothing else on this list is inherently bad for you: http://i.imgur.com/sHJldVY.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81iUkR2HDYL._SL1500_.j...
Until recently almost everyone was eating trans fats because they were promoted as a healthier alternative, you can't single out Ramen here.
Top Ramen doesn't (which is what I was going on), they removed trans fats several years ago. Also nothing else on that list is inherently bad for you.
Plenty of Americans barely know how to fry an egg, plenty of others cook everything they eat.
HN also has lots of articles about nutrition and exercise, etc. So I think some of us would love to know if these guys were head down coding surviving on soup for months because they were in the zone.
I wouldn't have qualms about doing it again. It was probably more expensive than buying fresh, but the time investment was low, it tasted way better than any frozen dinner, and it was way cheaper than doing any takeout.
But if you cut up that one hot dog and use it to make hot dog soup, you're now signaling that you're far too frugal for a second hot dog, a bun, or even mustard. But you're still not pinching that penny so hard that you just eat the hot dog, unheated and unaccompanied. Soup says "poor, but still trying hard, because it is only temporary".
~ Either that, or it says "following a fad diet based on the idea that people who eat mostly soup are not fat". ~
I think it's rather hyperbolic to have some strong association between the word "soup" and cultural icons like "stone soup" stories.
In your thought experiment, does the median price of a "soup" differ significantly from the median prices of "bisque", "stew", "chowder", "broth", "cream", "potage", or specifically named soups like "bouillabaisse", "gazpacho", "chili", or "pho"?
My hypothesis is that higher-end restaurants purposefully substitute "soup" with synonymous words to avoid the intrinsic association with frugality, and this practice lowers the observed median price of a "soup".
It would be for the same reason that some restaurants don't put $ or numbers with two decimal places anywhere on the menu. It's a psychological trick to prevent you from entering "cost-benefit evaluation mode" before ordering your meal, so you spend more. Compare the following to your own anecdotal restaurant experiences:
- Crab Bisque ..... -9-
- crab soup: bowl $4.00, cup $2.50So when you order pho at a restaurant they have purposely named it pho instead of soup in an attempt to sound more "high class?" I'm sorry, but this seems like an extreme view. Most of those words exist to describe something specific. Do you expect to see "A bunch of vegetables cooked in water" or "vegetable soup" on the menu? Is the later an attempt to charge you more?
Take gazpacho as another example. It's a specific type of soup. You can't complain about this anymore than complaining that the menu says "vegetable soup" instead of just "soup." They have to describe the food adequately to you so that you know what you're getting.
"Normal" restaurants don't know all the tricks to get customers to spend more money, but businesses for whom that marginal 1% of revenues is significant will absolutely pick over their menus looking for loaded words and design tweaks.
If you have ever seen a smiley face on your receipt, that is a psych trick. It is experimentally proven to increase tips for female servers in midscale casual dining restaurants. Squat, smile, mimic. Push appetizers, booze, and desserts. Say you enjoy a dish yourself. Touch customers on the shoulder. Tell a joke. Pose a brainteaser. If a server does any of those things to you, they may have done their tip-boosting research.
Menu tweaks are pretty simple, actually:
- put cheaper, high-margin items near the most expensive thing on your menu
- create seasonal specials
- introduce new menu items as specials, sides, or appetizers rather than as an entree
- draw boxes around the popular items, or highlight them in some way
- carefully match descriptive tone with the desired clientele
- destroy all currency symbols
- suggest beverage pairings with the entree listing
- make high-margin items more discoverable
- chunk your menu into graspable categories; a giant pile of items should form a tree rather than a flat list
- make the most expensive thing on your menu more expensive
The word "soup" is a psychologically loaded word. You should only be using it on your menus if your overall marketing strategy is to attract value-based consumers.But in your original post you included "pho" in the list of words that restaurants use to replace the word "soup." In this example "Pho" is not being used as a replacement for "soup."
Quite a lot of people do not know restaurant dishes by their proper names. If you invent a name for your menu item, or use an existing name not common in the vernacular, you avoid most psychological associations with those words. You can describe a Reuben without ever using the words "sandwich", "meat", or "bread", for instance.
Reuben: corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and Russian dressing on rye; lightly toasted
You can even avoid saying "beef", "cheese", or "dressing".
Reuben: cured brisket, sauerkraut, Emmentaler, and Thousand Island on marbled rye; lightly toasted
"Reuben" is not a replacement for "sandwich". That's what it is, after all. But for this particular menu item, no one ever reads the word "sandwich", nor are they likely to say it when ordering. And when that word is not present, people are less likely to associate the restaurant dish with the thing they can almost certainly make at home at lower cost. That's the whole point. You're trying to avoid activating certain areas of the human brain that tend to rein in impulses and encourage activation of areas that stimulate reward-seeking behaviors.
It isn't rocket science, but it is a science. People get paid to experiment on how to encourage people to spend more money in retail stores, and the results they get are often significant enough to sell to businesses. Once you can see these particular fnords, you notice them everywhere. It's one of the reasons why I can hardly stand eating in casual dining chain restaurants any more: I see puppet strings attached to everything, from the moment I see the building to the second I leave.
I had thought it was a signifier that the place is supposed to be high-class; the implication to me is that open discussion of money is slightly distasteful and should be done as briefly as possible. (And leaving off decimal places in particular says "no one here is so regretfully poor as to consider quibbling over mere fractions of a dollar.")
In the same way that freemium games elide your spends of real money behind a layer of invented virtual currency, the goal is to make the customer forget that they are spending actual money.
Of course, high-end restaurant also do exist.
The english language varies considerably by geographical region, the speaker's socioeconomic class, etc. Your statement is not universally true; I've met people to whom it's true and people to whom it's not.
The original comment said that Americans consider McDonald's a restaurant, in implicit contrast to unnamed other places where McDonald's does not qualify as a "restaurant," as a way to suggest that Americans have lower standards than others for food quality.
I am pointing out that, at least among the people I've known my whole life here in the US, this is definitely not the case; McDonald's and other fast food places are not in any sense considered "restaurants," no more than a gas station that sells microwave burritos is a "restaurant."
I hope you limbered up sufficiently before stretching so far to find a way to take that as an insult.
A restaurant would be anywhere that a group can go to have food prepared for them, and then sit down and eat it. Most gas stations don't qualify on either count.
(And incidentally I've been to some really excellent, chef-owned restaurants that don't have table service. Cajun places, mainly. Cajun seems to occupy a weird intersection between "classy" and "cheap" that no other cuisine can enter.)
Key point: apparently McD is cheap in the United States. Not so much in the eastern parts of Europe.
This arose because the easiest way for a restaurant to increase revenue is to increase portion sizes and hence the price.
"What? Was there something wrong?"
"No, i'm in a hotel and don't really have anywhere to store or reheat it."
"Yeah, but... Are you sure you want it?"
For anyone asking about recipes: this book is good : http://www.amazon.com/Soups-Over-Best-Recipes-Hamlyn-ebook/d...
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For myself, I'm the backend engineer and devops, while my wife does the design and front-end engineering.
Niki is an industrial-organizational psychologist, so her viewpoint is completely different from mine as a software engineer. As a developer it can be hard for me to see past the software sometimes, and Niki's perspective helps quite a bit.
I'm glad to see that you managed to have such a close and complimentary working relationship with ur SO. All the best for your new startup, and am looking forward to Chapter 2 of your blog post!
What kind of lang/framework did you use?
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
feel.So ominous... any hint as to what happened before the next blog post installment?
Looks like they started a new company called TaskTorch. Considering this acquisition happened in 2010 and TaskTorch hasn't really launched yet I'm going to assume they stuck around big company for a few years, hated what they were doing to the software they loved to build and eventually quit after taking their sticking-around bonus.
Good way to announce your new company if I do say so :)
> The weakness of the design of the Zen UI also contributed significantly to the failure of the product after we were acquired, but that's another story.
[Edit: link to other blog post: http://nate.io/posts/the-second-time-around.html]
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/03/style/los-angeles-and-its-...
At least when it snows in NYC, the snow often sticks around long enough to be enjoyed.
I had heard this complaint from the other grad students when I was visiting here, but it's hard to understand how important the sun is for your well being until you've lived without it for months at a time.
[1]: For reference, Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati consistently rank in the top 10 cloudiest cities in the US. (http://www.currentresults.com/Weather-Extremes/US/cloudiest-...)
For some of us, sun and light make a huge difference. And yes, the sun does come out in Seattle, and when it does it's especially beautiful, but in a way that's like saying that you're hitting yourself on the head because it feels so good when you stop. (But I still miss Seattle.)
And no, SAD lights or Vitamin D don't cut it when you're used to seeing the sun on a semi-regular basis.
http://www.currentresults.com/Weather/US/average-annual-suns...
Just thought I'd and some data to inform this discussion.
>It was January, and the weather was fucking bleak.
I was hooked from the first sentence. Please keep doing more of these.
You also seem to have a knack for writing. Reading the beginning, I got the
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
feel.That's so last-cen analog TV.
5 million is a lot of money. Sometimes I feel like it's 1999 all over again - people spouting 200k salaries and 8 digit 'acquisitions' of < 10 people companies as 'normal'.
Your RSS file is completely blank! I'd fix that if I were you ;)
The story felt like a typical HN submission. I read it with interest, but expected a 'morale' lesson at the end. Instead the story is quite straight forward, but what threw me off is the name below the article (and - now I see that Nate submitted this as well).
I'm a fan of Ninject, following the author on Twitter. Nate, you've got a couple of beers waiting for you in Germany, if you ever want to remind yourself of the bad weather in Ohio by visiting us here.
Worst case you work for a couple years at the acquirer until your golden handcuffs run out, then start another company -- this time with money in the bank.
Would you have sold to Atlassian if they had offered? If so, did they know your company was in play?
Kanban was cool ~40 years ago. It might still be cool, I don't know ;)
I got the impression that they moved to NC.
We weren't keen on moving to Colorado, but strangely enough,
they had an office in Raleigh, NC, where we already had several friends.
It felt like serendipity.Also, I know there are a lot of other similar stories around the US. I would really like to find and ear something similar in an European country, in the hi-tech industry: a small startup doing a good job, with a tiny but prepared team, being lately acquired by a larger competitor. Is there any similar story based in the old-continent?
I'm not suggesting any of the above are superior paths to what was chosen in the article, BTW.
Oh and thanks for Ninject BTW! Maybe you should alter the footer on http://www.ninject.org to point to http://nate.io.