Why Cops Like Me Are Quiet

To be fair, this isn't the worst excuse-filled cop rant, but...

> They hate when people shove cameras in their face or scream at them when they’re talking, just like you would if that happened at your office.

That's it. Everyone at the scrum gets a Taser. "As the CMO, I need our code to do shit I have no idea is reasonable, but..." ZZZZAAAPPPP!!!! "He's resisting!" ZZZAAAAPPP!!!