Lower your bad code footprint by purchasing Bad Code Offsets

I laughed at first but then realised that it was a genuine problem and that buying an offset will not actually offset bad lines of code. So now I'm annoyed that they wasted the opportunity of a great idea/joke.

Jquery DOES offset bad lines of code.

Writing your own ajax framework or css selectors, probably not a great idea. using jquery, offset your bad LOC.. it's not as silly as it seems.

Indulgences? "_"

I guess these are for yourself rather than others though.

hilarious. but maybe a few people will participate (fall for it) and thus indirectly donate to jquery, postgres, or apache.