Cockney rhyming slang

Someone should make a cockney rhyming slang 'skin' for a programming language's naming conventions, e.g. Cockney rhyming swift.

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A cursory Google search to help me with an example reveals that Mattt Thompson made a CR slang generator![1]

[1] — https://github.com/mattt/cockney

That is what happens when your language used all over the world and you are tired to learn other language than native one.