Now let's look at the entire plane. If you pick a point, it will surely be on the plane. That means the probability that you choose a point on the plane is equal to one.
Putting the squares together gives you the whole plane, so you'd expect that summing their overall probabilities s would give you the overall probability of the plane, which is one. But there are an infinite number of squares, and there's no real number s for which the sequence s, s + s, s + s + s, ... converges to one.
I guess the difficulty with framing this as an algorithmic problem is that it presupposes some way of specifying the input, and I don't know exactly how that would be done. If your input is a polygonal mesh (or higher-dimensional equivalent) then the problem is easy, but what about things like parametric surfaces?
For parametric surfaces, here's a mathoverflow post answering your exact question: http://mathoverflow.net/questions/9991/how-can-i-sample-unif... (ultimately linking to this SIGGRAPH paper: http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~jdl/bib/globillum/arvo01_notes.p...)
While this is true, your reasoning is incomplete, you only arrive at the conclusion that s couldn't be positive. Why couldn't be s equal to 0? Note that a 0 probability event is not an impossible event and could still be in the event space. The problem is that there are countably infinite squares on the infinite plane so the measure of the infinite plane would add up to 0 instead of 1 by the property of the measure of countably infinite union of measurable sets.
This is what I wanted to show the OP: That it's not a well-defined sampling problem.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minkowski_content
Now you can partition this set in any way you want and apply the rule I mentioned for each partition (p=measure(Partition)/measure(Manifold)). Simply because that is precisely how one might define "equal probabilities", there exists an algorithm which partitions the manifold into simply connected compact sets of decreasing measure which converges to giving "equal probabilities": the definition implies an algorithm.
Edit: panic above clarified the requirement. I missed that that measure(Manifold) must of course exist, but I'm confident all else is self-evident.