> It's not just that their model is wrong -- and VaR is certainly wrong. It's that NO model is right.
See chaos theory or google "irreducible complexity". There certainly is a model that is right - an obvious model would be just take all actors, their holdings, and their actions, that trivial model certainly is right. There are even people who have this model available to them : the stock exchanges. In theory, no-one else has it available, and we should be sure they're not using or selling this model, right (heh) ?
Black swans are quantifiable. For instance, calculating the current debt loads of governments will tell you that interest rates aren't going back up without killing social security or something like a 300% (cumulative) inflation. Since we won't be killing social security, a sudden crash (at least 40% drop in SPY) followed by a short-term (~1-2 years) tripling of prices is coming. Alternatively, there could be lots of sovereign defaults, resulting in 10-20% treasury interest rates for 5-10 years. There. Quantified.
Black swans happen because we, as in humanity, have this need to believe that things won't change. When they inevitably do change, the first thing we do is to use capital to get us back to the old situation. But that hardly ever works. When it fails, it requires exponential use of "capital" and the capital is gone (so no-one is ever getting their investment back). A recent obvious example I saw of this is Abu Dhabi : the idea that you can have a lush, green, modern city in the middle of the desert. This is wrong, it's artificial. And every millimetre the city grows comes at exponentially increased energy expenditure, exponentially increased stress on all the systems that support this city, and on a regular (as in weekly) basis a sandstorm comes and makes it blatantly obvious what happens if those systems would fail for even single week. But trillions of dollars are being invested to change this, because it was almost reasonable to do this for a small oasis with a freshwater source. As expected, this city is burning an ever-rising share of the oil income of the state just to keep existing. Black swan coming up, right there.