I really like the idea here, but haven't thought of a good way to do it with languages like Python/Ruby/Javascript.
Is there any good way to bundle up, say, a Flask app on Gunicorn into a single, minimal-dependency executable? Or a Rails app? I haven't found any satisfactory solutions. There are projects that will compile python down, but that doesn't seem to cover the WSGI server part (gunicorn, etc).