> "Right now, to be honest, I don't really care how it works. The theory department have some crackpot idea about life forms called midi-chlorians, but frankly I think that poorly thought out explanations like that just detract from how cool the Force really is."
Eheh
Is this April fools day prank? If not, well...
> “Very impressive, this result is,” said a diminutive green spokesperson for the laboratory.
Answer your question, that does?
Nah.
I can just imagine a similar post in a few months titled 'There is no Spoon'.