Github without distributed commits isn't based on git anymore, and the other stuff is ancillary (and also easily exportable)
designed to discourage GPL use
What the hell are you on about? From choosealicense:
The GPL (V2 or V3) is a copyleft license that requires anyone who distributes your code or a derivative work to make the source available under the same terms. V3 is similar to V2, but further restricts use in hardware that forbids software alterations.
Linux, Git, and WordPress use the GPL.
This is in the middle of the front page [1]. What is discouraging or inaccurate about this?
Furthermore, the license chooser under the new repo page has the GPL as the second friggin' option [2].
Acerbic? Yes, but I don't appreciate people peddling lies.