CRLs are way too large to distribute through the DNS (e.g. the Comodo CRL mentioned in the blog post is 740kb). And what does that RFC say to do when a CRL is too big? Return a URL instead. So we're back to square one.
"The RDATA field in the DNS protocol may only hold data of size 65535 octets (64kb) or less. This means that each CERT RR MUST NOT contain more than 64kb of payload, even if the corresponding certificate or certificate revocation list is larger. This document addresses this by defining "indirect" data types for each normal type."