I wrote a similar\silly binary weather service (using the OpenWeather api) at http://taps.af
"Taps aff" is a Scottish way to talk about taking your shirt off on warm (read: >20C) days. I've also seen drunk people in some pubs shout "TAPS AFF, LADS!!" and a bunch of their drunk pals took their tshirts off and necked shots of tequila. Scotland is weird :-/
Oh and "Aye" means "yes", "Naw" means "no"
edit: awww it's down, sorry