Unless you are making apple SERIOUS revenue (think high6 to 7 figures) they will shut you down without even a response.
The vast, vast, vast majority of people are not able to find a person at Google to have that discussion with in the first place.
"Unless you are making apple SERIOUS revenue (think high6 to 7 figures) they will shut you down without even a response."
Apple tells you before your app goes live.
In reality many times the first review is cursory and approved. They actually bucket you as a low-risk and wait for you to succeed before you might flag serious concerns and be removed.
Look at the situation with PCalc and Transmit. Both apps which offered a killer feature, got approved by review and even featured by the editorial team, then pulled after having been on the front page of the App Store.
http://www.panic.com/blog/transmit-ios-1-1-1/
Neither of the apps got pulled. They got a warning. Whether the guidelines they were supposedly breaking were fair (or even existed) is a different thing.
If you are spending any significant time/resources developing apps, then you should invest a bit of time in networking. Go to conferences, and meet these people. They aren't that hard to find.