Why so many globally reaching, internet based, in every home in the world companies think that they absolutely must be positioned in the mecca of startupdom is why I just can't take my own career seriously for too long. There's no reason we all need to be on that tiny peninsula! If you need to be there for "reach to investors", "proximity to the startup culture", guess what, your product probably sucks. If it were any good, you could do it from anywhere, without having to sit on the great lords of tech investment's front door begging every day.
You want to disrupt something? Why not start with disrupting the idea that being part of "start-up culture" is required to be successful.