Respectfully, I don't think you'll find much sympathy here on HN with a reply in that vein, even from people who would agree with you.
No offense was intended in the grandparent.
Everyone gets the reference, but it's not really the same situation.
Yes, it's not perfect, but nothing is, and that's not a good enough reason to give up on trying.
But when you play the devil's advocate you have to take a little bit of extra care in your wording, or at least, this is the pattern I have noticed when your argument disagrees with the consensus.