Show HN: AskAlexis, an SMS advice service for guys
askalexis.io
askalexis.io
1 - you HAVE to say something on whether this is a bot or a human. when I was single I would have happily paid for unbiased professional advice from a real person of the opposite sex on what to say / behave in a date. Once married, I think the notion of my wife finding me texting a woman named Alexis is going to have the opposite effect ;)
2 - no validation on the form. I just pressed the button and saw a yellow banner saying "Finding Alexis...". It still does that. (no timeout handling either)
3 - no about, no FAQ, no address, no phone number, no company name, no support email. I'm not going to give you my phone number, sorry
Again, this is a great idea, but a little too Minimal to be a Viable Product in my humble opinion... (fast forward 3 months, this is a YC company with a valuation of 1 billion and I look like an idiot... but I think the above 3 will help it get there sooner...)
EDIT: favicon - this is silly, but everyone has it...
Main point is that it's all based off the "takes one to know one" idea, in which one woman answers questions from men about all other women.
> "Hey, you're a clueless _guy_ and I'm a _girl_. You have questions about girls, and I am obviously qualified to answer them because I am also a girl..."
That doesn't follow (that you need a girl to answer, or that any girl is qualified), and in fact is insulting.
That's not a good thing, but still.
Site: http://getmagicnow.com
HN Dicussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9087819
Alexis: Hey, I’m Alexis. I’m here with the answers you need to level up your lifestyle.
Send me questions anytime about dating, style, food/wine, entertainment… all of it.
I’m your secret weapon! 08:42
Me: I'm stuck in the cockpit of the fighter jet I was flying. I've crashed on the border
between Hungary and Slovakia. I only speak English. How should I proceed? 08:46
Alexis: Okay, this is a new one. 08:46
Alexis: Give me a couple minutes to think about that. By the way, you can call me Lexi,
what can I call you? 08:46
Me: You can call me James. 08:56
Me: I would ask you to send for help, but my mission is secret. I have rations for a
couple of days, but it's hard to drink while hanging upside down by straps. 09:00
Alexis: Bummer. 09:01
Alexis: Undo the straps. 09:02
Me: Also I don't want to ruin my tuxedo. 09:02
Me: The mechanism seems to have jammed. 09:03
Alexis: Sweet, you have a tux too? Your life is exciting. 09:05
Alexis: Er, was up until now. 09:05
Alexis: Have you tried your pen? It's also a scaffolding hook and ultra high powered
laser. 09:06
Me: I've tried using the laser in my watch to cut the straps, but it seems to have
been broken in the crash. 09:08
Alexis: James how did you get this far with such bad luck? 09:08
Me: Ah, the pen... Great, the straps are cut. I can hear footsteps. I'll have to be
quiet for a minute. 09:09
Alexis: Should I stop texting you? It might ding. 09:09
Alexis: Oops 09:09
Alexis: Are you dead? 09:10
Me: They must have heard me tumbling out of the straps onto the cockpit roof.
I've been apprehended and am in the back of a van. 09:10
Alexis: It's weird that they didn't take your phone away. 09:11
Me: I distracted them with my bonhomie. 09:11
Alexis: Use one of your gadgets. 09:12
Me: It sounds like Hungarian they're speaking. I think they said they're taking me
to 'the palace'. Is there a palace near here? 09:12
Alexis: Idk. Where are you? 09:13
Me: Somewhere on the border between Hungary and Slovakia. 09:13
Alexis: You're in luck! They're taking you to the Four Seasons
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Four+Seasons+Hotel+Gresham+Palace+Budapest
Me: Will I be in time for dinner, and if so, what wine should I order? 09:17
Alexis: How much are you looking to spend? Red? 09:20
Me: Red, of course, I'm sure they're not savages! I'm sure cost won't be an issue. 09:25
Alexis: Chateau Haut-Bailly Pessac-Leognan 2004 09:27
Alexis: classic aromas of scorched earth, sweet black currants, cherries, and a hint
of pain grille. Light on its feet, but substantially flavored 09:27
Me: Thank you, I knocked on the cab and (in my best Hungarian) asked the driver to
telephone ahead and check it's in the cellar. You've been a great help! 09:30
Alexis: You got it. Don't forget to explode something and walk away from it slowly
without looking back. 09:31
Me: Yippee ki yay, good sir, as I believe you say over the pond. 09:39There's also a reason you haven't heard about Magic in weeks.
However, from their Twitter account, Magic is apparently not dead. https://twitter.com/tweetmagicnow
Is that a livable wage?
But how can I know that I will have my question answered by an actual woman? If a guy responds to my question it might seem reasonable to me but I would risk causing the woman to become angry or confused...