Week 1: Take 512 people. Mail half of them a letter that says "the market will go down this week". Mail the other half a letter claiming it will go up.
Week 2: Take the half who received a correct prediction, split into 2 groups, repeat.
Week 3: Repeat.
Week 4: Repeat.
Week 5: "I've predicted market movements perfectly! To get on board with my foolproof strategy, send your investment check to..."