DEA warns of stoned rabbits if Utah passes medical marijuana

An Indian friend of mine once told me the Federales wanted to make India ban cannabis in the sixties. "The Americans had no idea why it's called weed", she said and pointed at some in the ditch by the road where we were driving.

I wonder whether Indian animals amble around stoned, laughing happily together and making jokes about how there are no tigers nearby anyway so chill out.

Obviously, bunnies are already high here in Colorado. Also prairie dogs, squirrels, ladybugs, etc. I need the DEA to fund my research.

Well that's odd. I expected them to say it would cause terrorism.

Think of the Rabbits™