The answer was 15 lines of very educational code that would have benefited anyone learning elisp.
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/8928601/how-can-i-split-a...
There's probably 100x more C# information than elisp on the internet.
>That's not covered many other places? (...) >There's probably 100x more C# information than elisp on the internet.
So what?
Look who asked this question. "Not designed for this purpose," indeed. Joel and Jeff weren't sitting around trying to think of reasons for people NOT to use their site.