A radical pessimist's guide to the next 10 years (2012)

> 8) Try to live near a subway entrance. In a world of crazy-expensive oil, it's the only real estate that will hold its value, if not increase.

Bah. If we're really radically pessimistic, why would we assume that the government is going to keep subways running? We'll ride to work and back on a run-down unsafe old jitney-bus held together with string and chewing gum (duct-tape if you pay extra for first class service). Or a rusty old bicycle.

:P

46) Despite interesting premises, many articles will just be unedited stream of conscious fluff pieces. Wildly inconsistent in quality and often submitted with little concern beyond fulfilling a certain word count.

"We will still be annoyed by people who pun, but we will be able to show them mercy because punning will be revealed to be some sort of connectopathic glitch: The punner, like someone with Tourette's, has no medical ability not to pun"

It took me until this point to realize this is satire playing parody of our fears.

Some of those predictions have been around a long time-perhaps in 1994 Quebec might have been pictured as leaving Canada, but it never came to pass, and seems anachronistic in 2015. Quebec becoming independent seemed almost like a trope or cliche for 90s sci fi.

The exact opposite of each of these things will happen.

I don't think our future will be that bright. (http://i.imgur.com/lM5lmHt.png) [1]

[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Limits_to_Growth

>The Arctic will become like Antarctica - an everyone/no one space

I don't think so. The arctic countries are really really keen on splitting that pie, and the talks are already on their way.

Half of those things aren't even predictions they are just meaningless statements; those that are predictions are not based on any arguments.

Piece of rubbish.

I think the point about considering people with lower tech as pass-aggressive control freaks has already come to pass.

This reads like a shitty distopian novel.

"Stupid people will be in charge, only to be replaced by ever-stupider people. You will live in a world without kings, only princes in whom our faith is shattered"

A million times this