Those ones really crack me up. Its the first filter of the clowns that have no idea what they're talking about. The other glaring one that normally gets/got me back in the day that Java == JavaScript to all agencies.
The problem with the logic in your last statement is that you're using == when you should be using ===.
15+ years experience with Node.js and Go a big +++
Also 5+ years with Swift would be a real advantage.