My ecommerce business is based out of Los Angeles and our shipping clerk gets that. I wish he knew a dozen programming languages... unfortunately he is still training on email. He can pack the hell out of a box though.
You made me LOL "[...] I wish he knew a dozen programming languages... unfortunately he is still training on email."
It's off by about an order by magnitude.
It is not. I made more than this as an intern [in high school at the time] in nice parts of LA at very small firms.