OK, let's go with it. Apart from the fact that people are happily paying for the energy bitcoin is using (so if people want something it is not wasted). Let's try to take this idea seriously.
The task is not to have some spreadsheet with transactions that you could have of course on the oldest computers. The task is to provide a global payment system that people trust.
So obviously we're not going to use RPi. We need some solid machine. No problem, best server is cheap for the global payment system.
Well we also need reliability. So at least a few of these machines.
Real reliability, so actually they must be in some separate geographical locations.
At this point there are already some problems with consensus but they can be solved since we control the whole system. Cool.
But what if one location is compromised? We have to care about that, our global payment system must not be destroyed by servers being compromised in any way.
So first, we need some really good software security. Solvable, it can be open source, maybe people who depend on it will review it. Then we need hardware security. Security at these locations must be really good. It's global so we might actually want to be able to protect ourselves from some country's army - that bumps cost of these facilities a bit. Actually, a bit too much. We want to be independent from governments. They have a lot of money, it's really hard to protect physical locations.
Then there's the trust problem. Who runs it? Some organization I assume that have some cut of the cost of the whole operation. I won't even dive into details here. Throughout human history there probably was not a single organization that could be trusted, objective and rational once it gained enough power.
And to make it complete, unrelated to your comment, some people are mentioning proof of stake. Apart from the fact that it doesn't seem to provide any provable security, you have a trust problem again. Proof of stake is based on the assumption that most holders (in terms of money) want bright future for the currency. I wouldn't assume that. I'm happy that it is completely irrelevant for me who is Satoshi and what is she going to do with her coins.
And then, there's initial distribution problem...
I don't really see any more efficient solution to what Bitcoin currently provides. It is of course probable that such solution will appear in the future, but the network effect is huge. It's really first time in history we have such kind of money and Patrick Byrne (overstock CEO) explains it nicely in some of his talks. So even if such technology appears, I think it will get implemented in what is currently called Bitcoin (sidechains seem to be some baby steps of that).
(OK, I got a bit of topic, but these WASD keyboards are such a pleasure to type on.)