Good. (Alternatively, an aunt will do too.)
Designate your uncle a venture capitalist.
Next, form an LLC.
Have your uncle do a seed round of VC investment in your company. Say, sell 0.0000000001% of your company for $1.
Congratulations, you are now a billionaire.
(You're welcome.)
It would to make sense to create a second share class for this eclectic seed, to avoid said mentioned tax concerns.
If one of these friends of friends has some spare office space, then they get extra credit for modern open space creative spaces.
Oh, and you've also proven that you don't know the difference between valuation and money. Or why valuations from other VCs are what they are.
Finance Reality: There are nearly infinite valuation methods, none are the true one. Total future cumulative value of an asset is always, by definition, a prediction of the future, regardless how much bullshitting VCs may tell you that "they're not trying to predict the future."
Nuance: It is fair to say that market value, in retrospect, was the true value at a particular past time. How far into the past you have to go to escape all associated legal risks of making a trade and all possible clawback situations, is an open question that complicates this though. Further, these days it's getting harder to say which of the many parallel trading markets was the real one, even for past market value. There are near infinite ways to coalesce multiple parallel past market price histories into one price history, as well.