Buy some Merino wool underwear and move to Chicago. Enough rich people and old money to have many of the amenities of NYC, with fewer hipsters and much more reasonable housing prices.
I thought Chicago was hilarious - it's the only place I've lived where two people can walk in opposite directions and both still have the wind blowing directly in their faces.
My perception is that it's sunnier and brighter than NYC, even though its colder.