Why Google Glass Broke
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1. pathetic battery life. You're going to have at most 6 hours of life. And that's with the GG radios off (and functionality at a nil).
2. You can't turn it off. it goes into a screen-off non-standby that still chews through battery. So when you think that youre conserving it for later... nope.
3. "Glass Overheating, shutting down". This showed up in the latter firmwares. Never fixed. It ruins the idea of recording video for lengths of time. I was trying to record a renaissance dance. Didnt work.
4. Forces a facebook style timeline. Horrible interface.
5. Has no use without wifi and bt on. The device is an Android... yet is completely dunb without data connections. Why werent there functionality built in that didnt need 24/7 internet access?
6. In order to use with a cell phone, you have to: turn on bt and pair, turn on WiFi tethering on the phone, allow data to tunnel through BT, and pair every connection from glass to phone. This, of course, eats battery. So, it was left at home, with the home WiFi, beating the purpose of with a cell.
7. Screen was offcenter and annoying. Itwas placed so you had to look up right to see it. Not to mention, it was askew on the face. That means recording video had an annoying 7deg tilt... unless you held your head like a dog.
8. $1500 . For "Google Quality". Not to mention, no support unless you count other people who wasted $1500 or more for the similar experience.
And, they took out one of the neatest features: facial recognition. Because of "privacy", yet the device consistently chatters to home base.
Yeah. Its a turd.
I can totally understand that. Even if I know that there will be (are) ways around but as long as not everybody can do it, it's something.
You forgot one:
9. You look like an idiot.
It's the same thing as the smart watches. Suddenly everybody had one but now they become a joke. As well as the people who wear them to work.
They should throw in some more money and time and go for implants.
One wearable I do like for the innovation is Thalmic's MYO. Before they opened up Raw data to the sensor array, it was pretty much a doorstop. After what I did, they came to their senses. http://hackaday.com/2014/11/18/thalmic-labs-shuts-down-free-...
There's a few other wearables in the class of "first of a kind". Those are the ones I'm interested in. Well, that and computer vision, ML, IoT, distributable computing, and other areas.
If only for the fact that I can change the face to look like any style of watch or display info in an appealing way, it's been cool. The notifications and voice commands are more like added extras IMO.
I just figure that if I can buy a Timex for $175, a Moto360 for $175 isn't the worst luxury gadget I could buy. The traditional watch has the benefit of years-long battery life whereas mine gets put on a dock when I go to sleep. But mine is also a "Fitbit" and I can put any number of faces on it or spend 30 minutes in Photoshop designing my own. As a gadget lover and hobbyist graphic designer, I'll take changeable faces with neat ways of displaying weather and fitness info even if it means I can't wear it on a multi-day camping trip due to battery life.
Google engineers came to us for a public demonstration. Now, our network has a secure component (WPA2-enterprise) and a non-secure component. However to use either, you need to register the MAC address with our system. Simple. No.
For a company that made Android, and focuses oh so much on security, they dont support WPA2-enterprise. Just doesn't work. So, we were relegated to the unencrypted network. Except, we needed the MAC addresses.
So, how do you get a MAC address on a Glass? You go in to settings and.... Just kidding! You don't get to see what the MAC address is on a Glass. You have to associate it to a AP and then look in the configs to see what MAC it has.
So... Google Engineers gave us a list of their GG mac addresses. Except, they got it wrong. But of course, they gave us this list 30 minutes before the demo.
Eventually, our network didn't work with GG. They ended up buying Aircards from some cell vendor.
That's what I call "Google Quality". No support. Worse than Alpha, except you paid retail 'production quality' for it. Google
Project Tango is also another turd, in the similar light of the GG. Except the 3d driver crashes regularly (every 3-10 minutes of use).
We look at security as one would look at an onion.
Brittle outer layers?
Once someone has determined to break in, even minimally sophisticated they will spoof the mac address. It is good that you want to add extra security, but even as your story shows it just creates confusion, and make using the system harder.
Expecting me to change my security to suit your needs is the height of hubris, when your device is not a necessity.
But mac filtering is a pet peeve for many of us. It is worth mentioning, as often as necessary: it's bollocks. Don't do it. Let everyone know that it's useless.
Read that post as if prefaced with: "On a tangent: ..."
From that, is simple to extract the mac address of an authorized client, configure your macbook wireless card with that mac address and join your unencrypted network.
This is why mac filtering is useless on wifi networks.
Anyone clever enough to spoof their MAC address is clever enough to not generate a support call in these cases.
I'm truly wondering whether you mean that Google usually makes high quality, or that they usually screw stuff up. I'm assuming the latter, because it's what I agree with (anyone ever used Maps or, say, Android <5?) but maybe I'm just weird that way.
1. Lack of updates. Nexus 7 issue.
2. No support. Or read as "Community driven support" as in go to a forum and beg.
3. Beta = not even alpha.
4. Expected to pay retail production price for buggy crap.
5. Have to complain on HN or twitter to get any sort of response.
6. Every device chatters to home base constantly.
7. Updates end up downgrading features.
8. No safe fail-over when services halt (mailbox death with merge tool).
9. It gave ~10% of users a headache after approximately 10 minues of use.
At least we learned that User experience isn't all about pressing buttons.
I bet that would've been a valid verdict for the first search engine way back then too, compared to all the neatly organized catalogs. Or the first android compared to the iphone.
Personally I'm still amazed that something like Glass is not only possible but can fit in a $1500 budget.
> $1500 . For "Google Quality".
Establishing that pricepoint is a monumental achievement by my account. It's well withing the grasp of us mere mortals and the way hardware prices tend to evolve will fit comfortably in any "why not try it" budget within just a few short years.
Novelty stuff like this usually costs one or two orders of magnitude more..
Care to clarify who "they" is here? Last I heard, the local governments were going to pass legislation banning this feature. Google was more or less strong-armed by the state.
Yeah, its fun to give an overly-negative review of 1st gen dev platforms, but the reality is that a lot of whats happened with glass was more or less planned to happen. It was a test platform and part of google's largest wearables initiative. Glass may not even pan out, especially considering what MS is doing right now with AR, but it helped laid the groundwork for making wearables socially acceptable and helped make tech reviwers understand that wearables are going to be big. Glass opened the door for my Moto360. The Moto360 is opening the door for a million other things. I see Glass like owning a Vic-20; a largely unimpressive computer. The Macintosh was released a short three years later. Lets not piss on early adopters and test platforms too much. Glass was never going to be a consumer product.
>$1500
Then don't buy into the program. Its not a consumer product its a test/dev platform. It blows my mind people think they were paying for some hot new product. No, you were paying to be part of a dev program.
Also "google quality" is pleasant enough. I paid next to nothing, compared to other smartphones, for my N4 and N5. Those are fine phones.
Personal HUDs or Google Glass etc will go through the same steps. Something, maybe not totally similar but something with a camera, a HUD, augmented reality, and hands free controls will happen someday and will become as mainstream as smartphones are today. It might be 5, 10, or 15 years down the road.
One of the problems it did have that I thought was a problem for adoption was that it didn't handle being lent out very well. If you calibrated it for yourself, it was pretty responsive, but hand it over to someone else, and it was out of whack in didn't really respond. I lost count of the number of times I'd show someone something cool, hand it over to them to try, and have it not work on them because the calibration wasn't suitable. Understandably, this left them with the opinion "this is shit".
It was a marvellous bit of well-made kit, had a couple of problems, and as you say, was in the first generation of it's kind.
Originally. Then they started to sell it on the play store for $1500 with a full marketing page and no explanation that it was a beta product.
Certainly the time they released it to the UK market Google would have known that they were selling an evolutionary dead end as if it were a product.
I would assume this was more an act of internal political cowardness at recognizing reality rather than grubbing for money.
Marvelous other than the 1500 dollar price tag for an unfinished product, the lack of software, the abysmal battery life, and the obvious privacy concerns of this device being constructed by one of the most invasive companies on the planet?
I agree with the fact that it's the first, but calling it marvelous is a bit of a stretch.
That and of course Robert Scoble wearing it in the shower.
That was one weird thing I did not expect to happen after the release, but I can't stop thinking that a people calling Glass wearers "glassholes" are themselves actual assholes.
Basically, think about the most embarrassing or terrible thing you've ever done. Now, imagine that that were a video on Youtube or Facebook and you were automatically tagged in it. Users were dubbed Glassholes because they chose to walk around with this kind of power in bars and public bathrooms.
The G word was like the N word for them. It wasn't possible to discuss this aspect of the product even if you reassured the fans that you don't like the word.
TLDR; It's an euphemism for closing up shop
I will be more than happy the day my phone/watch/etc can talk to me in conversational format and know when it should. Should being, would it interrupt my doing something more important or not.
- people don't want to talk to their device in public or make gestures around their head. it looks/sounds stupid
Google Glass has yet to hit the consumer market. All of the criticisms of it as a fashion statement or a consumer device are pretty much moot. It's like people pretended to understand that they were alpha/beta testers and then conveniently forgot.
Yes, this explorer phase of the beta is over. Why do we need to make up some deeper reasons? Maybe a lot of issues were discovered, but that's precisely the point! Arguably, Google now has more insight into the real-world use of optical wearables than anyone else. When the market (that they incubated) develops more, they can be ready with a capable, fashionable product.
https://play.google.com/store/devices/details/Glass_Explorer...
"Who are Glass Explorers?
From chefs to cyclists, Glass Explorers are the first to make, move, and marvel through Glass. They're bold and inspiring and they're helping shape the future of Glass."
It certainly doesn't even use the word 'beta' even once. And when there are frames made by DVF available I'd say that, yes, you can critique it as a fashion statement, too.
And if you refer to the terms of service, it's pretty plain that it's not a consumer product.
is never a valid argument in the twenty-first century. When was the last time the average consumer read the terms of service before you bought a product?
Google don't have this front and center any more with this glass product but I think they'll definitely be looking at different form factors in the future.
Maybe Microsoft's API Windows Holographic will be the dominant API then and Google produces compatible contact lenses. Or maybe not.
I'm wondering when Apple will decide which technology has a chance to get copied and cleaned up for its own customers? (I have Apple products. But I'm aware that the ideas aren't coming from Apple.)
That will be the future of 'Glass.
Marketing and sales came in and fucked it over, as usual. Nothing new.