Laravel represents what modern PHP can do and be. Clean, organised, fully object-oriented. Kudos to what Taylor Otwell has created both from a marketing perspective and technical standpoint.
But after understanding the Facade pattern that is widely used by the framework, I've concluded that the use of the static method calls is not an antipattern at all.
In a JavaEE circa 2003-5 way. Not exactly what modern programming is about...
Besides, it's not like https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8656965 is some gem of a comment that hasn't been written 200 other times on HN for example.